“Gourmet Tokyo” Episode 28
Happy new year.
The final Gourmet Tokyo of the Heisei era, is to be a Shinoda episode.
Nao, this article was written on December 16th.
I was spending the last days of my year lazing around feasting on whatever I would, sighing “Ahh the year is ending huh~~”, when I realized today was the deadline for my mid-production manga, signaling simultaneous was the deadline for Gourmet Tokyo approaching. Then I dont know what happened, the day was gone. The deadly lined sharp edges of two possessed swords, and one has already stabbed itself into me. Ouchichie.
If you’re reading this,
That means humanity has celebratorily moved on to year 2019 safe and sound,
Which means celebratorily our album will release safe and sound.
Thank you, it’s our best magnum opus per usual.
I played guitar until I collapsed unto the floor whimpering I’m donee, hey please look forward to this album.
Moreover, this year is the 5th anniversary of Hitorie’s major debut! We couldn’t have done it without you, thank you.
In honor of it, we’re taking control of Live House ERA in Shimokitazawa for the whole week starting January 21. We’re gonna be doing solo shows and other various things and whatevers, things that will bring us all to the edge of insanity so, everyone please pay visit upon our anniversary celebration.
I’ll keep up this energy through the new year so, by all means may it all go in our favor.
This is the nice sushi I ate in Sangenjaya today, (If you’re someone who has a good understanding of me, or are observant, then you’ll know which shop this is from).
As anything I can put in my mouth is delicious there, amidst the tempest of ecstasy, I had just been releasing endorphin like crazy.
Whether it was because I bit into squid with my left teeth or not or what all, my left teeth began to unleash an excruciating pain like I’ve never experienced before in my life. I couldn’t stop my chills or sweat or what all, I couldn’t manage to do anything. Due to causing the people I was hanging out with a bit of worry, I experienced Loxonin for the first time in my life.
Loxonin has ridiculous effectivity, my pain prior felt like a lie. I guess you truly gotta believe in science! is how I felt but. Since I took the dosage at the same time as having such alcohol in me or something or not or what all, when I arrived home I was assaulted by a beastly lethargy. oh fuck what is this, I felt and lied down, when suddenly it was already December 17th. The deadly lined sharp edges of two possessed swords have both pierced through my guts, ever after. Thank you for lending an ear to my little tale.
That’s it folks, no matter how good of food you eat, you have no choice but to bow before realass toothache (seriously). Take care of your teeth.
Translator Comments
“…でございますな。” is Rakugo lingo, while "とっぴんぱらりのぷう" is a phrase that’s at the end of folktales… tldr Shinoda’s influence.